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The pentagon was bombed - not crashed into by a plane

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Migration complete, now to draft the website

I’ve successfully moved this website over to the new server. It was really easier than I expected. I can see some speed differences already, as this server is of comparable hardware speed and network speed as the last, but this one has much less (in fact only 1) website hosted.

Now I need to make up a website for the new hosting ‘company’. Not a company really, I just want to be able to generate enough money to pay for it myself, that’s the goal.

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Moving hosts

I’m moving hosts, so I expect some downtime for raybdbomb.com. :)

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes

Thought these were funny :D

A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

If it weren’t for pick-pocketers I’d have no sex life at all.

And we were poor too. Why if I wasn’t born a boy…. I’d have nothing to play with.

During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work ….. I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy …. Hey buddy …. why are you doing that for? He said …. Because you came home early.

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning …. put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was born …. the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father …. I’m very sorry. We did everything we could….but he pulled through.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Once when I was lost….. I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him ….. do you think we’ll ever find them? He said … I don’t know kid …. there are so many places they can hide.

On Halloween …. the parents send their kids out looking like me. Last year… one kid tried to rip my face off! Now its different…when I answer the door the kids hand me candy.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I’d get.

I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror… I feel like throwing up; What’s wrong with me? He said… I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.

My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy. I told him …. If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion. He said …. Alright…. you’re ugly too!

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face …. turned me over and said. Look … twins!

I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

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Books on Tape on MP3 on CD

Recently I’ve obtained about 15 books on tape in MP3 format. Right now I’m listening to J K Rowling: Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone, 8:06:37 (yes, 8 hours). This is good because I can finally listen to something good on the way to work and home everyday instead of listening to the boring same ol’ crap on the radio stations. I can fit over 20 hours of high quality MP3s on each CD.

I think that my MP3 CD player is great. A 20 gig mp3 player goes for about $200-$300 these days, depending. I’d need only 29 CD’s to fill up that amount. The MP3 CD player was $30 from Pricewatch and each CD goes for between $0.10 to $0.15, costing the whole amount between $32.90 and $34.35. However, for between $200 and $300 budget, you can get between 1133 and 2700 CDs! That’s between 793.1 and 1890 gigs of mp3 storage for an MP3 CD player!

Sure, MP3 players have some advantages to an MP3 CD player, but if you’re going for price (which I am), there really is NO match.

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