Teh Blarg » Teh Random Blarg http://raybdbomb.com Incessant babble and otherwise blarg Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:53:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-alpha en hourly 1 Vegas, Bowling http://raybdbomb.com/p/vegas-bowling.html http://raybdbomb.com/p/vegas-bowling.html#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:22:38 +0000 Raybdbomb http://raybdbomb.com/?p=1142 I’m going to be competing in the USBC Open Championships bowling tournament July 13th and 14th, 2009. It’s in Vegas, so I thought I might as well make a week out of it, considering I’ve never been; I just booked tickets and hotel for July 12th-17th. I plan to play a few poker tournaments while I’m there, should be a good time.

Anyone interested in witnessing greatness?

Man, I hope my freaking mini comes by then. April 30th is the latest estimate, grrrr.

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Definition:

A photo with an explicit view of the female genitalia. Particularly, but not restricted to, close-up shots with legs akimbo.

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The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Calloo-Callay, No work today!
We’re cabbages and kings

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It’s a shame I bought two for breakfast this morning. I don’t think this food is fit for my dogs…

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How about this one? 

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 524114 bytes) in Unknown on line 0

Found in Squirrelmail, a PHP webmail client.

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If there are any problems, please let me know!

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Hoorah!

]]> http://raybdbomb.com/p/lets-get-retarded.html/feed 6 Do you want to restart? Are you sure you don’t want to? Are you sure you don’t want to? http://raybdbomb.com/p/do-you-want-to-restart-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to.html http://raybdbomb.com/p/do-you-want-to-restart-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to.html#comments Mon, 09 Jul 2007 05:46:36 +0000 Raybdbomb http://raybdbomb.com/p/do-you-want-to-restart-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to-are-you-sure-you-dont-want-to.html Whoever though up this message, that pops up every few minutes after you’ve done a windows update and not restarted, should be shot, revived, and shot again.

Seriously, I KNOW I need to restart, you’ve TOLD me that 100 times. Let me get work done without your annoying interferences…

To be fair, if you do a system update on a Mac, you can’t even close the update window without selecting “Shut Down” or “Restart”, a similar annoyance.

This might come as a surprise, but I don’t power on my computers for the sole purpose of updating them. If I’m doing something and they want me to update, I will. If it’s an annoyance, maybe I will no longer.

:growl:

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Games are on October 11th, 17th and 23rd, 2006. I’m going to the one on Monday the 23rd against the Utah Jazz. Nothing beats free entertainment :) .

Thanks, Bernie.

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