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Vegas, Bowling

I’m going to be competing in the USBC Open Championships bowling tournament July 13th and 14th, 2009. It’s in Vegas, so I thought I might as well make a week out of it, considering I’ve never been; I just booked tickets and hotel for July 12th-17th. I plan to play a few poker tournaments while I’m there, should be a good time.

Anyone interested in witnessing greatness?

Man, I hope my freaking mini comes by then. April 30th is the latest estimate, grrrr.

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Burger King Burger Shots

Definition:

A photo with an explicit view of the female genitalia. Particularly, but not restricted to, close-up shots with legs akimbo.

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Cabbages and Kings

The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
Of cabbages and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot
And whether pigs have wings
Calloo-Callay, No work today!
We’re cabbages and kings

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McDonalds: Where you can get airline food on the ground ™

I had a McSkillet Burrito from McDonald’s today, something they’ve been pushing into every commercial slot they get for about a month now. They’re touting it as though it’s healthy, but I assure you, it’s far from it. The burrito rather tasted like left overs from all of their other breakfast sandwiches piled into one, with a little sauce and peppers pushed in at the last minute. It could be that I’m sick, or it could be that this burrito was completely disgusting, but I rather feel like upchucking it.

It’s a shame I bought two for breakfast this morning. I don’t think this food is fit for my dogs…

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Retarded Error Messages

Jeff made a post a few days ago about nonsensical error messages that don’t really help you.

How about this one?

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 16777216 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 524114 bytes) in Unknown on line 0

Found in Squirrelmail, a PHP webmail client.

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